Should I sell this poopy?

ok so i bought some poop from my local homeless guy three weeks ago. The product was working fine until yesterday when it became crusty. I took it to the repair shop and they said they would charge me 100 dollars for a diagnostic which is out of the question...when i got home, things got worse. my poor log broke in half and one half fell on the floor. luckily my awesome dog named sprinkles "recycled" it for me. So here is the predicament: I have one moist and fresh half and one half that is crusty and unusable. The homeless guy said no returns. I am willing to sell it for spare parts if someone wants it for cheap. should i sell it or just keep it in my NASCAR poop holder for good memories? I was also thinking of molding the moist half into an armchair as I am quite short on cash and need new furniture. thoughts?